bluelobster.ai

We're a small crustacean in a big ocean — and we're pinching the cloud giants where it hurts: their pricing. Blue Lobster is VPS GPU cloud for ML, inference, rendering, and HPC. No corporate nonsense. No 47-page pricing calculator. No surprise bandwidth bill that makes your CFO cry. What's in the shell: 🦞 NVIDIA GPUs — Dedicated. Not "dedicated*" with an asterisk. Actually yours. All the vRAM, all the CUDA cores, no noisy neighbors hogging your tensor ops. 🦞 NVMe SSD Storage — Fast enough to keep up with your GPU. No spinning rust, no "provisioned IOPS" upsell games. 🦞 Free Daily Backups — Because losing your model weights at 2am shouldn't cost extra. One-click restore included. 🦞 Unmetered 1Gbps Networking — 10G uplinks, zero bandwidth charges. Download your datasets like it's 2005 and nobody's heard of metering yet. 🦞 Deploy in <30 Seconds — Pick a GPU, click deploy, go get coffee. Your VM will be ready before the Keurig. 🦞 Full REST API — Automate everything. Spin up 10 instances, train overnight, tear them down at sunrise. Your accountant will love you. 🦞 99.9% Uptime SLA — We don't go down more than the big guys. We just charge less for staying up. Starting at $0.15/hr. That's not a typo. That's what happens when you don't have 14 layers of middle management between your GPU and your credit card. We're small. We're scrappy. We have claws.