LaunchGrill

You get one shot at launch day, and the feedback that would have saved the page always arrives the day after. LaunchGrill is the blunt stranger you wanted the week before. Paste your URL. It renders the page, reads it against four axes and eighteen published tests — Clarity, Offer, Audience, Proof — and gives you a score out of 100, a doneness grade, and four to nine findings ranked by what they'll cost you. Every finding quotes your own page and ends in a change, not an adjective. Three things make it different from asking a chatbot: — The rubric is public. The exact prompt the critic is given is published at launchgrill.com/rubric. You can check whether the scoring is fair instead of trusting it. — Every grill is a public page, ours included. No signup to read one. — The score is arithmetic, not a vibe. Each axis traces back to its tests and the contributions add up on the page. We grilled ourselves first and published it: 84, and it told us our own proof looks fabricated. That grill is the sample on the front page. Free. No card. Two grills per launch — one now, one after seven days, so you can see what your fixes moved.