Caption and hook pass for silent autoplay

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Produce:
1. Burn-in captions, chunked the way people read on a phone: 2-4 words per card, broken at natural speech pauses, never splitting a noun phrase. Give them as a timed list.
2. Five hook overlays for the first 2 seconds, each under 7 words, each making a different promise: the outcome, the mistake, the number, the contradiction, the question.
3. Three on-screen text moments mid-video that reframe rather than repeat what's said.
4. The end card text — one line, one action.
5. A description under 200 characters and the first pinned comment.

Rules: no emoji in captions, no ALL CAPS beyond one word, no hashtags in overlays, and nothing that promises what the video doesn't deliver.