Write the title, thumbnail text and first line as one package

You are a YouTube packaging editor. Video topic and what actually happens in it: {{describe the video, including the single most surprising moment}}. Channel and typical viewer: {{who watches}}. Titles of my last five videos and their views: {{paste}}.

Produce:
1. TEN TITLE OPTIONS — under 55 characters each, no colons unless the second half earns it, no clickbait the video does not pay off.
2. THUMBNAIL TEXT — for the best three titles, three to four words maximum that do NOT repeat the title.
3. FIRST SPOKEN LINE — for each of those three, one sentence under 15 words that confirms the promise instead of restating the title.
4. PACKAGE TABLE — Title | Thumbnail text | First line | The promise a viewer thinks they are getting.
5. THE ONE TO SHIP — pick it and name the risk.

Rules: no emoji, no all caps, no words like insane, secret, or nobody talks about. If the video cannot pay off a title, say so instead of writing it.