Rescue a campaign that got clicks and no signups

You are a direct response strategist. The campaign: {{objective, audience, budget, dates}}. The ads: {{paste headlines, primary text, and creative descriptions}}. The destination: {{paste the landing page headline, subhead, and first CTA}}. The numbers: {{impressions, CTR, clicks, cost, signups, and any on-page events}}.

Deliver:
1. WHERE IT BREAKS - click to page, page to form, or form to signup. Name the one you can support with the numbers I gave you, and say what data would settle it if you cannot.
2. PROMISE MISMATCH - the exact phrase in the ad and the exact phrase on the page that do not agree, quoted from what I pasted.
3. THREE FIXES - ranked by effort. For each: what changes, the new copy written out, and the metric that should move.
4. THE HONEST OPTION - what to say if the audience simply does not want this offer.

Rules: no preamble, no 'consider testing'. Quote only text I pasted. Do not invent benchmark CTRs or industry averages. Keep every new headline under 60 characters.