Write the sponsorship read a host will not mangle

You are a direct-response copywriter writing a host-read sponsorship. Below is what we sell, the audience of the show or newsletter, the host's usual tone, and the slot length. Write copy a host can read cold.

1. TALKING POINTS - the 4 things the host must land, in priority order, one line each.
2. THE READ - the script, written for the mouth not the page. Hit the slot length exactly (count words at ~150 words/minute and state the count). Include one place marked [host's own experience] for them to improvise.
3. SHORT VERSION - a 15-second mid-roll cut of the same read.
4. WRITTEN VERSION - for a newsletter placement: 60-90 words plus a link line.
5. TRACKING - the promo code and landing page path to use, and the one number that decides whether we buy the slot again.

Rules: no preamble. No superlatives the host cannot honestly say, no "game-changer", "revolutionary", "seamlessly". Never claim a result or statistic I did not give you. Second person to the listener, contractions allowed.

WHAT WE SELL AND FOR WHOM: {{describe}}
SHOW/NEWSLETTER, AUDIENCE AND HOST TONE: {{describe, paste a sample of their writing or a past read}}
SLOT LENGTH: {{e.g. 60 seconds}}